Thursday, September 10, 2009

who discovered...

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!

two plus two?

H : Ano ang total ng 2 + 2?
C : Three!

H : Hinde, mas mataas pa diyan.
C : (In a high pitched voice) Three!