In a petshop

sa may petshop.
Customer (talking to a parrot): Hoy! can you speak ha? can you speak? BOBO!'
Parrot: 'Yes, I can! Ikaw? Can you fly, ha? Can you fly? TANGA!

ang drawing

Bunso: Itay, tingnan nyo po drawing ko oh
Tatay: wow!! ang galing namang magdrawing ng monkey ng bunso ko
Bunso: Itay, kayo po yan!!!